YEAH. i'm goin to college guys. trident tech, same as ~thebirdehofDOOM ~~~~ gonna major in commercial photography.
class starts monday! im gonna have classes M W F from around noon til 6pm. english 101 and art 108.. its an art history of some sort, i think



wheeee

went to walmart and bought a new camera c: it is green
also happy new year i guess

sooo yeah

it's a proper group now
go click the big shiny join group button

i got a towel thing, a l4d2 shirt, some gift cards, $50, some noms, inglourious basterds on dvd, a plush tiger, and some weird sunglasses that can record video but not take pictures

so uh.. yeah. i didn't get a camera.
looks like it'l be a few weeks, i guess.

kinda wanted a camera so i could take pictures of the mountains on our way back to south carolina
but i'm not allowed to complain about presents because it makes me look more of a bitch :I

idk i was watching ~thebirdehofDOOM do this so i wanted to do it too

1. Ethan Wylde (Sort of a mix of Sniper and a koala. I was bored.)
2. Alyson Zaghaft (RED Pyro.)
3. Medic (durr tf2 canon)
4. Sniper (see above)
5. Charles Barclay (BLU Demoman)
6. Spy (durr see 3+4)
7. Ludwig Farraday (RED Medic)
8. Viktor Denfeld (RED Sniper)
9. Claude (Neutral tentaspy)
10. Jacob Evans (BLU Engineer)
11. Kiyi (sometimes hallucinatory catgirl)
12. Silvio Subdolo (BLU Spy/onceamonth tentaspy)

First set of questions:

1. Have you ever read a Six (Spy)/Eleven (Kiyi) fic? Do you want to?
>OH GOD. WHY NOT.

2. Do you think Four (Sniper) is hot? How hot?
> ............. ...............

3. What would happen if Twelve (Silvio) got Eight (Viktor) Pregnant?
>FFFFFFHAHAHAHA. Silvio would be a mix of confused and amused, while Viktor.. would probably be..

4. Can you recall any Fics about Nine (Claude)?
> Nope.

5. Would Two (Alyson) and Six (Spy) make a good couple?
> ..wh--.. A pyro and Spy? No. D;

6. Five (Charles)/Nine (Claude) or Five (Charles)/Ten (Jacob)? Why?
> 5/9. Jacob's been raped enough as it is, leave the poor man alone. D;

7. What would happen if Seven (Ludwig) walked in on Two (Alyson) and Twelve (Silvio) having sex?
> He would stare for a moment, then slowly back away.. and probably later wonder how Silvio got into the base.

8. Make up a summary for a Three (Medic)/Ten (Jacob) Fic.
> NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

9. Is there any such thing as One (Ethan)/Eight (Viktor) fluff?
> Nnnnnnnooo.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven (Ludwig)/Twelve (Silvio) hurt/comfort Fic.
> ....tentacles? idk

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight (Viktor), what song would you choose?
> MOSKAU, MOSKAU, WIRF DE GLASER AN DIE WAND, RUSSLAND IST EIN SCHONES LAND, HOHOHOHOHOHEY~

12. If you wrote a One (Ethan)/Six (Spy)/Twelve (Silvio) Fic, what would the warning be?
> "OH GOD TWO OF THEM ARE INVISIBLE"

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five (Charles)?
> Never.

14. One (Ethan) and Seven (Ludwig) are in a happy relationship until Seven (Ludwig) runs off with Four (Sniper). One (Ethan), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Kiyi) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Silvio), then follows the wise advice of Five (Charles) and finds true love with Three (Medic).
> wat


Second set of questions:

1. 11 (Kiyi) is writing a book. What's it about? Is it sucessful?
> CATS
CATS EVERYWHERE
TOO MANY FUCKING CATS

2. 10 (Jacob) and 6 (Spy) go on a shopping spree. What do they buy?
> Probably mechanical things, but Spy ends up sapping every WORKING mechanical object they come across and they get kicked out of the mall.

3. 1 (Ethan), 3 (Medic), and 5 (Charles) end up being dorm mates in college. What happens?
> Charles blows up the entire goddamn college, Medic + Ethan included. derp

4. 7 (Ludwig) just discovered pornography. What's their reaction?
> "MEIN GOTT VHAT IS IN ZHAT MAN'S ARSCH"

5. Would 2 (Alyson) and 6 (Spy) make a good couple?
> WHY ARE YOU ASKING THIS AGAIN GET OUT

6. 9 (Claude) and 1 (Ethan) are deciding on a movie to watch. What do they decide?
> Probably some comedy movie, but it all ends in tentaclerape anyway so it doesn't matter.

7. Is 12 (Silvio) a virgin?
> HA HA HA no

8. Suggest a title for a 9 (Claude)/7 (Ludwig) fic.
> .........................tentacles. idk

9. 3 (Medic) was attacked by 10 (Jacob), and 8 (Viktor) comes to their rescue. What happens?
> Viktor punches Jacob and hauls his ass back to BLU.

10. How and where would 2 (Alyson) and 12 (Silvio) spend their honeymoon?
> NO.

11. Christmas! What does 1 (Ethan) get for 5 (Charles)?
> Most likely a tacky hat.

12. 2 (Alyson) and 9 (Claude) get together for a duet. What do they sing?
> NOTHING, IT ALL ENDS IN RAPE

13. Who is 6 (Spy)'s hero?
> Your mohzer.

14. 5 (Charles) is opening their own store. What do they sell?
> Explosives and cheap romantic gifts.

15. 8 (Viktor) wakes up after a night of wild partying, with 4 (Sniper) snoozing next to them and 2 (Alyson) already making breakfast. What happens, and what is 2 (Alyson) making for breakfast anyway?
> Viktor probably shrugs and goes back to sleep. It'l hit him later. Alyson's making pancakes. .. slightly burnt ones.